Kerry Thomas
Matt Thomas
Language Arts
1/24/08
Lets Leave The Microwave Open
I absolutely hate men. Yes, that is totally hypocritical, but who cares right? Thats the most honest way I know how to explain it, its also the nicest way I know how. There are a couple of meaner ways I could say it. For instance, I could say “ Men are sexist pigs who deserve to die with the passion of a thousand burning suns”.
Some people ask me if you like men so much then how, can you possibly hate them? To those of you who have this same question, pay attention because I wont repeat myself. I hate men, that is definitely true. I also happen to think that they are needed in society today. You know that whole reproduction thing can get pretty important through out history. However like I said previously, I never said I wasn’t a complete hypocrite. I am. Not that I am taking pride in that because thats considered a bad thing for the most part.
What I am trying to say is that men don’t give enough respect toward women. Which brings me to where most of this started. Cody Neering. Now for those of you who know him and think highly of him, there may be some questions on your mind, like, How could anybody hate this boy? He is so sweet. He would never harm a fly. Let me break it down for you because its this simple. He seems sweet on the exterior, but on the inside is a twisted monster of corruption and and theft. How do I know this? Also very simple. He talks behind his friends backs, all the time, He thinks that one kiss means a life time of servitude. He thinks that the world owes him something that he never received. He thinks that he can just take whatever he wants with absolutely no consequents. He breaks hearts, deceives the mind into believing something thats not true. He only wants one thing. Can you guess at what that might be? Don’t get me wrong every guy wants that, but not in the same way. He lies even when you have caught him in the act, he still continues to lie. He cheats on friends, he plays people against each other, though, I don’t know what he gets out of that, but personally its all completely ridiculous.
He is the reason why men are so revolting to me. He just proves my point even more. Men will do anything to get what they want, even when it means hurting those around you. Mind you women can be pretty bad too. We do the same things to a certain point, well except most of us don’t have sex on our minds 24 hours of the day and 7 days of the week. The main thing that just really pisses me off about this whole affair is that men just seem to walk all over us. Like I said earlier, one kiss means that they can do whatever they want to us? I don’t think so. Thats no right to treat women like little servants, who all they are good for is making babies,cooking, And cleaning up under their big feet. Now ask yourself, Does that sound right to you? Well it sure doesn’t sound right to me. For some women thats okay, they like being tossed around like a basketball, but then there are the more independent ones who actually care about something real. All women should want more for themselves then being somebody’s tramp.
That being said, ladies, this doesn’t mean that we should hate every man on the face of the earth. I am simply just summarizing men in general. Do I hate them all entirely? No. I just hate them as a general group.
Women. One word that could be used a thousand ways, in a thousand different sentences. I wish personally that we were the dominant species. Men of course don’t agree. But they don’t want us to disappear, they like what we have to offer. To put it nicely I don’t need a man to run my life for me. However they are handy to keep around. They fix things, They can be very good friends, they make great defenders. All of the above is true. In some cases women are the mean ones, which we quite frequently are. We yell and hit and get just as angry as men.